but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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