FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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