I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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