So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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