If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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