Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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