what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
