I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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