Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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