He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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