just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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