Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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