I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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