I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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