you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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