Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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