I saw his package. It spoke to me.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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