stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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