Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I need to sanitize my soul.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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