So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just want to make out with him forever
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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