youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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