brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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