I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
