Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
