Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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