btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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