Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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