i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
