U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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