why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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