just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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