Don't you send me to vm
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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