i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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