Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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