Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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