One of my earlier girlfriends had one fake and one real. Having the two right next to each other, I came to the conclusion that I much preferred the real one . Fake ones don't move right or feel right.
All the people who called this kid a " homo" are 30 years old and live in their moms basement probably haven't ever had sex and are addicted to porn. That's all I have to say.
Alright guys in case you haven't noticed the 15 posts saying "santa's not real?" are redundant and frankly just not funny. If you could all please collaborate on the next TFLN that promotes an obvious forced joke and only post it once that would be great. Thanks.
Guys like nice tits real or fake u got some saggy nasty tits then get them fixed. What turns me off are fucked up looking nipples I'll still fuck her but I'm not calling her back or playin with them.
So, what I learned was, fake tits are a dead giveaway to insecurity. A chick who resorts to surgery to make themselves look better means that they're extremely insecure about their looks, and constantly obsess with looking pretty. If you're an asshole, you take advantage of this, and if you're not, you just assume (usually correctly) she's a bitch.
-White Guy
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