I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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