Whod you bang
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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