so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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