The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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