just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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