I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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