Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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