ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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