my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
