STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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