More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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