where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I deserve this hangover.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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