So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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