You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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