Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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