We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
what if I'm pregnant?
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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