no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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