Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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