Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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