I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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