is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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