But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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