Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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