You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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